yms1:
Having one real person is so enough .
(via paleinthenight)
Insulting a minority is considered a lot worse than insulting the majority of people, even though insulting the majority offends more people
me: *eats absolute trash all day but drinks a lot of water*
me: being healthy is a lifestyle :)
(via xxsatanlikedmybrainxx)
A person in 2 months can make you feel what a person in 2 years couldn’t. Time means nothing, character does
People with perfect pitch can tell which musical note you just farted.
Being immortal and falling to the bottom of the ocean would suck.
If you give a man a broom he’ll clean for a few minutes, give him a pressure washer he’ll clean forever
Laughing untill you cry is funny, crying until you laugh is terrifying.
Watching a movie that you’ve already seen with someone who has not seen it is often more about watching their reaction rather than rewatching the movie itself
